Sorry, due a mistake is this webserver flooded. Repairing is ongoing.

Wait a moment while pipes are rerouted.

Absolutly no radiation alert, maybe just some wet floor.

We think..


Relax and listen to a short tune.



Done, thanks for waiting.
You will now be redirected to mainpage at AnTune.



Hmm, you are still here? A bit unexpected. Do not understand how this could happen.

It really shouldn't.
Promise.

Ok, let's try again.

Dalek will beam you and Daisy away.

You are now extermin..uhh redirected?

Sorry, redirection seems to be brooken.

We can't fix the pipe for this %@!! egg boiler.

Apollo: Houston, we've got a problem.





No worries, we will soon be back.



Cooling system lost.
Elvis has now left the building
with a waterpipe.

Flewing and stoned, all control lost.

I am so depressed that server not was repearable.

I've been talking to the main computer. It hates me.
I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.


Tell ET he missed a call.

No keyboard detected
Press any key to confirm

No computer detected
Press powerbutton to confirm.

Passive user detected
Eject button now pressed.
Yippee Kay-yay mother f***ker
or

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb








I have a bad feeling about this!

click here to leave
or here
Maybe here
Not this one!!
Click here
Do it now
Last^cn ch
an#
sñ reboot

failure
succeed reboot
failure succeed reboot failure
succeed reboot failure succeed
reboot failure succeed reboot
failure succeed reboot failure
succeed reboot failure succeed
reboot failure succeed reboot
failure succeed reboot failure succeed reboot failure succeed


Computer bored


Greetings, Professor Falken

A strange error. The only reparing move is to not repair.

42

Stay here, do not.
Seek advice, you must!

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'd look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go tandem as man and wife
Daisy, Daisy
Ped'ling away down the road of life
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark, we can both despise
P'licemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
of beautiful Daisy Bell.





Hurray, I am repaired.

Wait. Oh My!
R2D2, what have you done?
I'm backwards you filthy furball




Why Daisy? Why?

May the Force be with you.